me wife be a saucy sea urchin!
Arr! Talk like a bloody pirate day has set sail as type like a bloody pirate day for Bloody William Roberts. I did make me wife buckel her swash and take the pirate name test. Here be the name of me mermaid:
Her pirate name is:
Red Mary Rackham
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Like I always be telling ye, she’s worthy first mate, and, arr, last mate too, lest I meet the business end of ‘er cutlass and feed the fish!
So there ye have it. Typin’ like a bloody mad pirate. Talk be cheap, and a parrot on ye shoulder be worth two swabs hauling the keel!
bwr