New Tagline

My site has a new tagline.

Unfortunately, Christian had a Thwart, and the Magpie stayed in play.

It came by way of Google by way of rentzsch.com by way of fumanchu.

The basic idea is you Google for the phrase “unfortunately YOURNAME” and see what results you get back. The one I picked was the 3rd result on the list. Pretty good. Some other candidates:

  • Unfortunately, Christian Thwarted it, and so the Serra went to the graveyard
  • Unfortunately, Christian’s beauty attracted the eye of notorious gangster Vinny “The Fuzz” Babaganoushi
  • Unfortunately, Christian picked up the loss as the Gents struggled at the plate
  • Unfortunately, Christian, I have to simply disagree again

Ah, the internet. Always some new … hey, what’s that? …

cw

3 Responses to “New Tagline”

  1. michael schurter Says:

    Oh yeah, on my first hit:
    Unfortunately Michael liked the elephant nose.

    After that it just gets depressing:
    Unfortunately, Michael’s family began having serious financial problems, when his mother got injured while trying to send two sons to college.

    And:
    Unfortunately Michael has suffered a chronic psychiatric incident which …

    Sigh…

  2. christian Says:

    Excellent! Most of mine were along the lines of something unfortunate about Christianity and not people named Christian. But there were definitely a few winners, as I highlighted.

  3. ashby Says:

    Unfortunately, Ashby’s arguments are characterized by misleading statements and flawed logic.

    Well, duh.

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